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Mandarin Panda

A vagina covered in a thick coat of black pubic hair that’s starting to turn white.
Get your Mandarin Panda out of my mouth!
by SSDRD March 10, 2018
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mandarin high school

a school filled with whores and hoes and drugs.
tod: hey what school do u got to?
bob: the shittiest school in jacksonville

tod: oh u mean mandarin high school?
by cocksucker02 September 9, 2021
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Mandarin High

Mandarin High is a highschool in
Jacksonville, Florida. The rival team of this school is Atlantic Coast. 90% of the guys/girls that go here are Wannabe Gangsters, while the rest are just weird band/drama kids. Mandarin High is most famous for having so much school pride despite not being able to even keep their bathrooms usable.
Mandarin High’s mascot is a Mustang
by Atilla Coşar September 9, 2021
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Mandazzled

Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.

-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’

Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.

‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
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Mandazzle

When an older, more mature, man oozes swag and can pull more chicks than the younger guys. Often leaves the girls dazzled by his charm.
Oh that guy? Be careful... I heard he's a mandazzle.
by TheBoomBox October 12, 2011
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Stuffed Mandarin

When you have a 6+ inch penis and have sex with an Asian
"Dude I was so drunk I stuffed Mandarin"
by Knee-Lover August 11, 2018
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Mandarin cheesecake

When your are shagging a chinese girl and about to cum punch her in the nose and cum all over her face
I gave Ming Lee a Mandarin cheesecake last night
by Hateface January 14, 2008
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