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Mancunian

A fine person who was born in or currently resides in the most majestic city of Manchester.

Unfortunately, they live not 40 miles away from the utter bastard scum of Liverpool but in their brilliance, continue to prosper as the Capital of the North, even if the scousers come up the East Lancs to nick more tyres.
"Yeah I'm Mancunian you scouse cunt? Eh!!! Where you goin? That's right you fucker, run away!"
by LiverLover December 28, 2004
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Manute Bol

v. To cockblock someone. This technique is commonly employed by males and females alike, and victims tend to more often be friends than enemies of whoever is Manute Bol for the night. Technique varies widely, as do motives, though Manuting most commonly occurs out of competition (usually in males) or protection (usually females). Manute holds records for blocking shots, and if you're not careful, he'll block you too!
Pat Manute Boled me by hitting on the same breezy I was talking to.

Pat was Manuted by the girl's overly concerned friend.
by Manute Bol January 13, 2008
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Genuine Mancunian

Somebody who was actually born in Manchester or lives in the city.

Manchester United Fans from London usually pretend that they are in some way related to Manchester and acuse Manchester City fans (who are in most cases actually residents of the afore mentioned city) of being 'stupid, fucking inbred wankers' because their vocabulary doesn't really extend much further.

A Genuine Mancunian realises that Manchester United aren't actually a Manchester team at all, while Manchester City are firmly at home within the boundaries of the actual city itself...
A dark, rainy day in London... "Go up the apple and pears and fetch us a hint of queer, me old cocker, son... Glory Glory Trafford United!"!
by LiverLover March 3, 2005
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Mancation

When a woman takes a break from men for awhile. It usually occurs after a period of back to back relationships or after a flurry of cringe worthy first dates. During her mancation, she doesn't date, go online or think about a relationship with a man. She purposefully takes herself off the market and out of the dating game. This period usually involves an increase in self-care, hanging with girlfriends, shopping, taking stock of her life and developing her career or new creative pursuits. Success frequently follows a mancation.
Did you notice that Kim Kardashian has taken a total mancation? She's all about her business right now. Good for her.
by Bklngrl January 7, 2011
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mancunt

A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.
Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.
by Jock Walt September 24, 2011
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Mancursion

An adventure trip that men take.
We are going on a camping mancursion in the mountains. No girls allowed!
by hterenz June 18, 2010
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Mancuniphile

A person who greatly admires or favours Manchester (England), and all things Mancunian.
John is a passionate Mancuniphile.
by umwp October 25, 2011
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