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Malte

A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.

He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.

If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
Person 1: Did you hear from Malte?
Person 2: Malte? That blonde German?
by penname12345 November 22, 2021
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Malte ist ein dummer spast lol
Malte ist immernoch ein dummer spast lol
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Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.
“Malte looks so good today

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”
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A very cute and submissive little femboy who just wants to get pinned down and dominated. Very useful when the group goon rat is past its expiration date.
"Shush Malte, I'm in charge now."
by Torstis May 21, 2025
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malté

When you are too Mainstream to be Alté but too Alté to be Mainstream
Her style can be described as Malté
by Catdevin December 22, 2018
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malte binz

The most handsome guy there is. He loves to ride kickbikes! Check his instagram @malt_scooterzz for scooter tricks! He loves to game and has a class who revolves around love and relationship. He loves do Dance as well. He's loyal and is a great secret keeper. It's like he sticks the secret up his ass and locks it in so no one will ever get to know it. He is a great friend and can occasionally make you laugh so hard you dont have any breath left. I forgot to name that he's also Swedish with clear blue eyes and pure blond hair! He loves the sumer and is basically always happy! He's dirty minded AS FUCK but it puts smiles on peoples faces. He loves to make pople laugh.
In conclusion Malte Binz is a great guy! :D
by MrSSMMS May 19, 2017
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Malte Schäfers

The Person the most enormous penis in the history of the universe (the same length like Russia). Moreover he's really good at flirting and fucking. Most women like exspecially his gorgeous six pack, beautiful face and scrunch butt. Since Malte's sex appeal is out of this world, even hetrosexual men fall in love with him.
by Lofor October 5, 2017
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