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post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017
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Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
by hotasian69 June 29, 2011
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Motorboat Malone

The man most well known for his ability to make fart sounds on your wife's chest. His charming ways will also have him making fart sounds on your wife's chest when your not home. Motorboat "the milkman" Malone.
I just got motorboat Maloned by the milkman today. Awwww. Mazing!!!!
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 6, 2021
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This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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Malowned

When someone gets stuffed, out rebounded, or just plain gets owned by Karl Malone.
"Lebron shoots...OH WHAT A BLOCK BY MALONE! Lebron just got MALOWNED!"
by Inkhands April 12, 2004
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Malone

One having the penis the size of a prehistoric reptile, otherwise known as a dinosaur.
I knew after his dick hit water when he was shitting he was hung like a malone.
by Spy Fox February 7, 2010
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pre malone

"Pre Malone" is term used to define the previous version of someone or something. It first originated from the music artist, Post Malone.
Juan, "Jeff what happened to you? Where's the pre Malone?"

Jeff, "yeah things changed. I'm depressed now"
by Salty Fetus November 6, 2020
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