1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)
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Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
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Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
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The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
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that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
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