Maïzed

Lazy hot. When a guy looks like he can steal your girl, impregnate her, and make you pay child support, without even trying.

Emily: Alex is so maïzed
Hannah: I know! The way he looked at me today gave me a sensory overload

by sexytoasteroven July 30, 2019

Mazeesha

another term for excretion

Person: Imma take a Mazeesha

by therockycreeksalute1002 May 30, 2022

Mazeesha

A name that should not exist and anyone with this name is heavily unfortunate. The holder of the name is cursed with evilness according to the Smart People Dictionary.

SO THERE'S A MAZEESHA

by therockycreeksalute1002 June 5, 2022

Maizeshit

The type of hard crap that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the rectum or anus when coming out. The corn kernels arent digested well... So the dense shit makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.

Patient: doctor, it hurts to shit!
Doctor: Well, you prob have maizeshit... Eat less corn.

by Aphish December 16, 2009

Maizie

The girl Atticus wants to go out with

Maizie would go out with me?

by Gamer big epic March 11, 2020

Mazeed

Mazeed is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a Mazeed you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a Mazeed can make any sadness float away in seconds

Mazeed is such a nice friend to have

by Ttvbtw still November 27, 2018

Mailee

Derived from the word "melee". Used to describe cowardly warriors too afraid to engage in melee combat. In World of Warcraft beginner players will name their character Mailee so that members of the opposing faction will go easy on them.

Dont be too rough on the mailee.

by Natecom May 1, 2006