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buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.
Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.
by Dreamz January 20, 2008
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mantenance

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
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Maintenance Piss

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006
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Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).
Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.
by Markiwi September 14, 2006
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Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.
The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.
by Bytemeister July 25, 2011
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maintenance tech

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.
Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.
by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022
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Mustenance

A cake like substance or smell, or any combination of the two, that exudes negative vibes.
That weird brownish black shit that gets all caked onto your computer mouse or video game controller, that's the mustenance.

I left my dinner out over night and as a result my sustenance developed some mustenance.

The film that develops on the toilet seat of a public restroom is mustenant of a neglected cleaning.
by Captain Mustenance July 16, 2011
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