mailon

Is someone with a HUGE ass dick

Wow he has a big Mailon

by Windagangho3 November 22, 2021

Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022

Mailman's delivery

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023

Backup mailman

A person to whom does not contain the drive to become successful at ones job delivering the mail. Typically has a credit score below 500.

Hey Dennis, you working tomorrow? Nah, man. I am just a backup mailman, i guess ill order out and play tarkov

by DenisIsACuck May 9, 2020

Mailman

verb. To steer the car from the passenger seat, usually while both the drivers hands and attention are to be occupied. (usually lighting a fatty or bowl.

It's allways propper to thank your passenger for doing his duty.

Driver:Mailman!
(passenger then leans over and takes the wheel with one hand)
*lighter clicks* Puff puff pass.
Driver:Thanks Bro.

by bradwerd June 11, 2006

Mad mailman

A mixed drink consisting of equal parts Moxie and Jagermeister.

Me: So all the galsses were dirty, except the pint glasses, so I made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

You: How's that turn out?

Me: Not etirely sure, but I woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

by The Mad Mailman February 21, 2011

Mailman

When a lover mails there sperm or juices in the mail to another person.

My girlfriend is awesome and mailmans me all the time.

by Caption cool April 19, 2009