New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."
Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"
by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006
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David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
by steveymac December 13, 2016
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1) To enter into an arena and get your groove on.
2) To seduce a girl with your presence and your oozing charisma.
3) The physical act of taking off your coat or over garment and placing it on the floor; being sure not to contravene any health and safety regulations.
1) To enter into an arena and get your groove on.
2) To seduce a girl with your presence and your oozing charisma.
3) The physical act of taking off your coat or over garment and placing it on the floor; being sure not to contravene any health and safety regulations.
1) I bowled in, saw the dance floor and simply proceeded to lay the mack down.
2) That girl was all over me, that's what happens when I lay the mack down.
3) I came in to the room, found an appropriate spot and thought this is where I shall lay the mack down.
2) That girl was all over me, that's what happens when I lay the mack down.
3) I came in to the room, found an appropriate spot and thought this is where I shall lay the mack down.
by Paul Bennett May 25, 2006
Get the Lay the mack down mug.In the beginning, there was nothing.
Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
Then, J Bizzle said ‘Let there be MACK’. (By solving y=∞/0)
And so Mack was born.
Mack then set to work: building the Mackverse.
On the first day, Mack divided the Mackverse into the land (for macking) and the sea (not for macking, except Antwerp harbour).
On the second day Mack split time into day (for recovering and honing of tactics) and the night (for macking, of course).
On the third day, Mack made women (mackable) and men (non-mackable).
On the fourth day, Mack divided the women into mackables (>5) and non-mackables (<5). Needless to say, there were far more of the former than the latter.
On the fifth day, Mack identified targets, naming them Macks.
On the sixth day, Mack prioritised his targets, whilst remembering that a Mack's a Mack.
And on the seventh day, Mack set to his heavenly work: MACKING. Henceforth from this day no girl was ever safe............
There once was a boy with a gift
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
He pulled girls so incredibly swift
He simply said ‘Mack.’
‘Mack mack mack, mack mack.’
And began work on the holy night shift.
The 9 steps of the Mack, by Mack himself can be purchased from all good bookstores.
Note: Mack has never, will never, and can never fail!!!
by MackedOff November 26, 2011
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by mustardman11 January 23, 2023
Get the Kieran Mackaye Howard mug.Singer for 80's DC hardcore punk band Minor Threat. Also part of the Teen Idles, and Fugazi. Founder of Dischord Records and straight-edge. Producer for Bad Brains and Rites of Spring.
by Kaylem September 13, 2006
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