phoney mahoney

A fake ass lier that lies so much he thinks it is true, does every thing wrong in the book but will never be in trouble for it, laughs at nothing and like a retard, takes credit for something he didnt do, a tall goofy looking
basturd........

Hey, you pulled a phoney mahoney

by tooth fairy April 17, 2006

mahoney factor

a factor that cannot be shut down especially when it lacks spectacles. usually cause problems with people named praveen.

Bryan Mahoney...despite his love for reading Bryan is able to keep up the mahoney factor. girls named alison are especially in danger of this factor and should watch out

by Limz January 7, 2005

Ball Lick Mahoney

An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.

“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”

by Mr doses September 5, 2019

Mahoney Bitch

A poker genius who passes a resemblance to AJ Rimmer and is allergic to washing up.
His one fault is the incapability to grasp the concept of prime numbers.
AKA Primus

12.01am: 'There's someone at the door for Mahoney Bitch!'

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

Double Mahoney creampie

When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.

She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.

by Biiiiiig Jordan March 23, 2019

Next level Mahoney logic

1) Over-thinking something to the degree that your eventual course of action is the exact opposite of the standard approach to a problem or solution
2) Self convincing that is designed to make your solution palatable, even if it contradicts well established protocols that are evidence based

Resident1: The patient has an abscess on his back and a blood sugar in the 300s but the attending decided that he wants to bring his blood sugar down before draining the infection, just in case

Resident2: Really? The elevated blood sugar is due to the infection. Draining it should reduce the blood sugar. And the attending wants to correct this first? Wow, that's some next level Mahoney logic.

by BCH Resident November 16, 2011

michael mahoney

Also known as big cat. Usually found in a police uniform.

I wonder what the cops are here for, we'd better ask Michael Mahoney!

by mthgrll97 October 28, 2017