Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019

Magic Johnson

The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.

Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.

by urbandict1 July 26, 2010

Magic jack

Masturbating in a 40 year old overflowing, shit piled high beyond seat rim, outhouse without puking.

After being in the woods for a week with only straight men and Mormons he had to go magic jack.

by Jbondage069 May 19, 2011

magic johnson

magic johnson's are a pair of 32 in. rims. like his number in the NBA.

"Oh shit nigga, those some big ass rims."
"Damn straight, those some magic johnson's right there."

by pimpshit May 15, 2006

Magic Johnson

A basketball player who coincidently averages a triple-double every game who coincidently is in a relationship with a girl or guy youv'e had your eyes on longer than you've know about the relationship.

I noticed this cheerleader at the football game and fell in love with her only to find out that shes dating Magic Johnson.

by Shawt November 15, 2009

The "Magic Johnson"

Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.

"Man, did you see Drew last night?"

"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"

by NRS27 February 14, 2012

Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.

This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.

by The cock slicer May 4, 2020