Maryland man

A nigga that cap where there from

For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat

by L0r Chase March 21, 2020

maryland

an awesome state that isn't too hick-filled, but not all snotty like other states up north.

maryland is the illest state

by Spamee February 3, 2004

Maryland Blowfish

You are tossing someones salad(eating out their asshooooooole) and they fart, thus expanding your cheeks leaving you with that blowfish face!

Glen: "Hey man! I heard that Roger turned Sarah into a maryland blowfish for a hot stinky minute"

Jack: "EW, yo"

by dirtyburgh6 December 10, 2009

Maryland Brown Crab Cake

One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer

I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.

Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.

by I<3Blumpkins September 20, 2010

Maryland Bypass

Passing on the shoulder when a car ahead is making a left turn on a one lane road. Most commonly seen in the state of Maryland, known as the home to America's worst drivers. Considered a symptom of constant unnecessary overly aggressive driving seen in most Marylanders.

Tom: Shit, the car ahead of me is making a left turn and I don't feel like slowing down.
Dave: Just pull a Maryland Bypass.
Tom: Good idea. You know in any other state you would probably get pulled over for doing this.
Dave: I hate Maryland.
Tom: Not as much as I hate New Jersey.

by itstombtw October 20, 2009

oakland maryland

A SMALL SMALL TOWN.. where one side of the town is mixed with rich prick heads and sluts, and the other side is mixed with rednecks and meth addics

Oakland Maryland , where the men are men and so are the women.

by Sportsdude230 April 9, 2017

Maryland Blues

Crabs... Maryland is known for its blue crabs and its high std rate. One infected with crabs is also likely to suffer from the blues... the term "maryland blues" spawns from these observations.

Sorry babe, I have the Maryland Blues!

by HanSteveo October 14, 2009