A term used to describe how fast you are driving when you are running well over the legal speed limit.
Mark and Todd were running Mach Nine on Highway 12 while they were wipping kittys and downing Coors light!
Mike and Bobby had to rip it up to Mach Nine to out run the County Mounty on the back way to the lake the other night to go drag racing!
Mike and Bobby had to rip it up to Mach Nine to out run the County Mounty on the back way to the lake the other night to go drag racing!
by Freckman February 02, 2007
by The Insane Hobo May 12, 2008
1. The above definition is completley wrong and was written by someone who doesn't even know the true meaning of the phrase "Mache Out.
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
2. The actual meaning is too shocking, too scandalous, too immoral and too graphic for urbandictionary.com
by The Dirk Diggler August 22, 2006
To eat out a girl with such speed and ferocity that her body shakes uncontrollably and she ultimately ends up in the hospital. In order for this to happen the speed of the tongue must be around five times the speed of sound. Hence "mach five." Originated in Orlando, FL.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Symptoms of being mach fived:
*lying in your own pussy juice
*uncontrollable shaking
*uncontrollable squirting
*unrivaled pleasure
*some serious hospital time
CAUTION: This requires years of specialized training as there are only a few men in the world who can do this. Men have died attempting this. Use extreme discretion when attempting to Mach Five your next girl.
Girl 1: Damn he really ate me out well last night. I was lying in my own pussy juice and couldn't stop shaking for hours.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
Girl 2: God damn girl. I gotta get me a mach five.
by MachFive December 23, 2011
Last night after offloading I had the worst case of penile mache I have ever had, Fucking shit is sooo hard to get off.
by Hazardous Harry February 23, 2018
by Squap Shmoop January 18, 2016
This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
by hoover50 November 08, 2011