Craig MacTavish was the last player in NHL history to not wear a helmet. Therefore, anyone having sex without wearing a condom is going "MacTavish".
I was so drunk last night, I went MacTavish with this girl I met at the bar. This morning I was scrubbing my balls for 45 minutes.
by ChristopherOsburn April 11, 2008
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A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.
A computer user with 3 fingers and a thumb stuck up their arse, and therefore only needing one button on the mouse.
Frank: "I can't cope with all these buttons on yer mouse"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"
Steve: "well pull the rest of yer fingers out 'yer arse you fuckin' MACTARD"
by hawkwind dave March 3, 2004
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The Bahasa word for 'Traffic Jam' used in the most congested city on earth, Jakarta (Indonesia).
Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.
A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
Macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.
A 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to 'Macet'.
by M1STAH July 23, 2011
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Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009
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The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.
by seanik March 24, 2010
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by BigDickVik March 12, 2018
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