l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

Laugh my ass off so hard my sombrero fell of my head and I dropped my taco.

Steven told a joke and Brenda replied with l.m.a.o.s.h.m.s.f.o.m.h.a.i.d.m.t.

And they all laughed! THE END!!!

by WeridGirl101 June 27, 2016

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S.O.M.F.

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

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F.M.O.T.

A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.

Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap bastard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.

by Nick D April 2, 2004

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B.I.O.M.F.

Bring it on Mother Fucker!
Thought by all activists who have a reason to say bring it on, so bring it on MF

B.I.O.M.F. means Bring it on MF as we fight against hate an injustice.

by Robina Skabinski September 21, 2018

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c.o.h.a.s.o.m.f

Come Over Here And Sit On My Face

Lisa C.O.H.A.S.O.M.F

by ixhate June 5, 2019

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This is an acronym describing one's involvement at a party when there are girls around. It is normally used by one friend who is not in attendance at said party talking to another friend who is (via text). M.F.O.I. means Mingling, Fingering, or Otherwise Interacting (in reference to the people at the party (mingling), the girls at the party (fingering; could be used literally, but it does not need to be)), or otherwise interacting (etc...).

Guy 1 (not at party): Hey dude, hows the party? There any girls there?
Guy 2 (at party): It's alright, and they ain't bad.
Guy 1 (not satisfied with answer): You M.F.O.I.?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just hanging with the guys, playin' some beer pong.
Guy 1: C'mon man, play the field.

by The Confuser June 27, 2009

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