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M.I.A.

(Masturbation Induced Arthritis) An acute inflamation and/or repetetive motion injury in the wrist and forearms, caused by severe repetetive self pleasuring masturbatory episodes. Usually occurs in teenage to young adult males.

Severe cases require patient to avoid any and all sexual stimulation. Very often mistaken or misdiagnosed as carpal tunnel syndrome or tendenitus, or tennis elbow.
I can't play hockey today cuz my "M.I.A." is acting up.
by handydandypandy August 1, 2011
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missing in action. when you no longer get any sexual action and have been longing for it for a long time.
Kirsten was in denial for m.i.a.
by ashattack August 25, 2008
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To be "M.I.A" means to be "Missing In Action". This refers to when someone disappears without telling anyone and they begin to wonder where they are, but have no idea where.
Friend 1: Have you heard from Jack recently?
Friend 2: No, he's been M.I.A since last Tuesday.
Friend 1: Wait really? No one knows where he is?
by Disappointmxnt July 11, 2019
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M.I.A.D.(pronouced as a whole word) stands for Mobile Internet Access Device.
For this field trip student will be required to bring thier M.I.A.D.'s with them to twitter their experiences.
by Vincent M. King-Spezzo February 26, 2009
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In Australia the term M.I.A. refers to the Murrumbidgee Irrigation Area. A region of vineyards, orchards and ricefields around Griffith where the influence of Hollywood and north American ideas is not so pervasive.
weather forecaster - a cool dry day is predicted for the southern Riverina and M.I.A.
by Roderick Myer July 31, 2006
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Vloger who is slacking :"sorry y'all that I been M.I.A.but I'm back and I'm better I hope you ready for this exclusive content.
by yogotti25 February 19, 2019
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A Drum n bass dj collective started in 2006 by alfonz de la mota and m1d1, this is the largest drum n bass collective in the united states and has members all over america.
M.I.A. murda in america drum n bass djs
by ALFONZ DE LA MOTA January 18, 2009
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