Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.

Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Lyndon

On April 26th everyone named Lyndon can skip anything like work or school

I skipped school on April 26th because my name is Lyndon

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndoned

To be abandoned or left in the lurch by a friend or teammate you were relying on. Especially if the lyndon-er bailed for no good reason.

Where's Jake? We have to forfeit the tournament if we don't have our full team.

He just texted me to say he's not coming... He lyndoned us, that asshole.

by SlipperyPFB June 6, 2022