Lowell Hubbs

A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.

Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.

Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.

by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016

Umass Lowell

- a college in lowell, ma specializing in engineering, esp plastics engineering

There are mad indians in Umass Lowell, Ball Hall smells like coconut oil.

by shady guju September 17, 2005

Lowell

First of all, i live in lowell massachusetts and you dont see "atleast ten shootings a year" ive lived there for 18 years and havent heard a gun shot. not to say that it doesnt happen on occasion. most people like to get high and drive around on blunt rides and get wasted. its a nice place to live so stop wit all that stereotypical bull.

"lets go get a gram and go smoke"
"lets go to simons and hang out and rev our engines all night" bridge st and the boulevard are spots in lowell that never sleep. You will always see people walking no matter what time of night

by Bildo grenz November 12, 2005

Lowell Connector

A type of facial hair growing from the side burns down along the jaw line and connecting to a mustache, but missing along the chin. This is named after the Lowell Connector a very annoying highway in Mass.

Nice lowell connector, douchebag.

by FaceFullOfFist November 10, 2006

Chris Lowell

Sexy motherfucka actor whose toned body rivals that of a grecian god and whose vocal chords form notes that are a thing of unrivaled beauty.

Did you see Chris Lowell on Private Practice last night?

by amandab September 28, 2007

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.

by Mike Sig December 10, 2006

Lowell Indiana

Lowell Indiana is a great town for your typical old fat scum republican farmer. Everyone in the town that is not white or straight gets pissed on and called a stupid liberal. There are corn fields for miles and lots of Diesel trucks that cause global warming. All the kids who go to the school are lowlife druggies who think juuling is a great alternative for cigarettes. All of them will be working at Walmart and they will say they’re assistant manager and think they’re cool. In conclusion, do not come to Lowell Indiana unless you’re conservatives and don’t care about anyone else.

Dave: Wow Sandy! I haven’t seen one yard without a Trump sign!
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.

by liberalgirl2016 October 15, 2018