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Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.
by Silent Chicken II May 9, 2009
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LoSalt Facial

At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.

The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.
I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.
by d332com July 21, 2009
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Reinis Lapsa

A YouTube channel who makes excellent videos. He truly is has hit the peak of entertaining videos. He has surpassed Logan Paul, he has surpassed every other vlogger. His most popular video is "Babene" in which he run away from an old lady. He is 10 years old, because that is what one of his videos is titled.
Reinis Lapsa is an excellent YouTube channel.
by Kingdom_Rush_Pro November 5, 2019
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lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.
Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.
by duke of ass August 28, 2006
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Lopatcong, NJ

Commonly referred to as Lopat: A township in Warren County NJ that borders on the much larger and much scummier Phillipsburg, or P-Burg as it's known. Lopatcong is P-burg's much wealthier neighbor, full of snotty ex-city worker's who fled Bayonne and other parts of Bergen county for a cookie-cutter McMansion and what could be called a "back-yard." There's nothing to do in Lopat, but hey at least it's not Phillipsburg. Lopat kids commonly DO go to college, and leave the nest, steering clear of "Warren County Community College" - a small step up from Phillipsburg High School, a very small step.....
I'm from Lopatcong, NJ my house doesn't look like a tornado hit it..."
by njny123 May 17, 2011
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lophaguise

(verb) To cavort suggestively
She lophaguised her way past them.
by Grumpus_Magnus July 15, 2009
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LONGEST WORD

According to the Guiness book of World Records, the longest word ever to occur in a literary work has to do with a fricassee, with 17 sweet and sour ingredients, including brains, honey vinegar, fish, pickles, and ouzo. The word appears in The Ecclesiazusae, a satirical comedy by Aristophanes (443-388? BC), an Athenian playwright. In Greek, the word is 170 letters, transliterated into English it is 182 letters. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonopteke phalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.
by manic manic manic August 31, 2003
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