squeeze a loaf

1. to poop, crap and/or shit
2. Basically pinching a beef sausage into the pot of lemonade stew (aka your pee and poop concoction)

Aaron and Bob squeeze a loaf after eating the buffet at Sweet Tomatoes

by IWasIntroducedtoUDByASnake April 6, 2015

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pinched a loaf

Pinching a loaf refers to when one's sphincter clenches up mid-bowel movement, and cuts the egressing turd in half. The result is usually that one will have to wipe oneself raw in an effort to return one's rectum to a pristine un-befouled state of cleanliness.

Wife: Honey, what's taking you so long. We're going to be late.

Husband: I pinched a loaf, dear. Now I'll have to take another shower.

Wife: Oh, the humanity! I'll see if I can push back our reservations.

by Hoopermazing September 8, 2006

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LOAAMFPH

Acronym for:
Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face, Please Help
-first/only appeared in an episode of MXC (Superheroes Vs. MySpace)

Vic: Ken, I love acronyms. Give me another one, ASAP!
Kenny: Here's one we use all the time: LOAAMFPH.
Vic: Oh yes. Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face Please Help.

by Phil44 January 17, 2008

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Gucci loafers

A type of footwear popular with City Slickers

Well pardon us, Mr Gucci loafers!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

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Lafazanis

The person that believes that others will believe him if he states that he was late to work because a flying elephant crashed his car.

liarLafazanis: "I think you should buy me some of that honey"
Guy:"And why should I do that?"
Lafazanis:"Because if you do good luck will come upon you"

by Peteranti October 6, 2009

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