Ling ling

Ling ling is a fetish that has only been reported by one individual, so not very common at all. The fetish is where you get aroused by licking presents
Xmas morning is always a tough one with family around fighting back the urge to do my ling ling #lickingpresents #woody
by Tigerstyles February 24, 2022
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A+ling ling

Rudest puta :^ if u see an Ashley, u gotta swooooshhh all she gon do is take ur manz! Watch out, she a bit grumpy doe! I went to her house and her siblings had bruises all over. Poor them :c Make sure u accidentally hit her with tucks, lamborghinis, cars- Wait no, she aint worth a penny smh! But, keep ur manz close ples. She always finds a way to steal em smh. This is for u Ash, I hope u and my bb, Dal breakup. SMH
HEY WILLY, IS THAT A?
Yeah man, we gotta keep our bbs away from A+Ling ling
by pink panther anon p October 27, 2019
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ling lings

having ling lings is basically the same as having hoes.
i have 15 ling lings
by ling ling master August 04, 2021
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Ling Ling

Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.
Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.
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ling ling

ling ling is someone asian / chinese. some asians get offended by it and some don’t really care so just watch how you use it. It can be racist sometimes.
non chinese person: “hey ling ling”
chinese person: “don’t call me that”
by dhdnalpeornrbt October 14, 2019
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Ling Ling

An Asian racist name joke
Ling Ling, let me get some swim fwy why
by iTsb@rbieb!tch April 14, 2017
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Ling

A person who takes an exceptionally long time to leave their house, usually when someone else is waiting on them.

Short for Lingerer.

Other forms: Linger, King Ling
Where is that ling at? He always takes forever to get ready.

That linger can never get anywhere on time.
by fucktitsballsackshitface December 18, 2014
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