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office linebacker

The dirty one at work always by the water cooler looking for the sack.
Tim: So I took Julia home last night.
Bill: Really I did it too. Rolled around in the sack with her.
Mike: What an office linebacker
by foug September 7, 2003
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linebacker

No, really, I did! jk again
by Zach G. January 17, 2004
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Lifejacket

One who thinks he's good at writing music but writes poor lyrics cannot sing, thus looking ridiculous to anyone who doesn't eat their ass.
Whose up next?
Oh you know, Lifejacket.
Oh fuck, not again!
by Lifejacket May 5, 2006
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Linebacker Head

(Noun) An abnormally large cranial dome exhibited by top quality NFL linebackers.
Did you see the Falcons versus the Steelers? I am surprised there was enough room to play with James Harrison and Sean Weatherspoon's linebacker heads.
by thisistherevolt July 12, 2012
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Linebacker sista

Adj: A bodybuilder girl/woman who is physically intimidating. Is able to beat up all the males in the room. You might want to avoid conflict with this person at all costs. Do not misgender them.
Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.
by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023
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Linebacker

A big back female usually hunch back and ugly that walks around town like a fat witch miserable and stenk. A big body bitch that’s overweight and the size of a football player lineman .
Hectors mom is a wide body linebacker . Chela put a spell on my family to seperate like the linebacker that she is . That bitch looks like she played for the l.a raiders back in the days as the head linebacker . The old bitch was a linebacker .
by 818King February 24, 2025
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Outside Linebacker

A lame position in football where they are to small to play inside. Basically a fat Corner-Back who is to slow and trash to play Corner, or Running Back or any positions that take skill.
Oh, he plays Outside Linebacker, because the league says everyone has to play.
by Outside Linebacker May 30, 2015
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