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Limousine Conservative 

Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:

- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.

- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them

- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.

- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"

- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs

In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?

Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!

oklahoma limousine 

A truck with 6 or more doors.
"Me and my cousin got a ride to prom in an Oklahoma Limousine."
oklahoma limousine by CelicaSupra January 24, 2017

meat limousine 

A name for a long thick meaty penis.
"hey baby, I'm looking to park ma meat limousine in yo garage."
meat limousine by nockulous December 8, 2007

lesbian limousine 

Another word for a MINI Cooper.
"Hey man, is that a hot chick in that MINI pulling up?"
"Of course not broseph, that thing's a lesbian limousine!"

Limousine 

to Limo something or be Limousine.
to be fashionable.
also known as fly or slammin

derives from clothes designer Jack Limousine.
if someone is dressed well

"yo that girl is limo"

or if someone is fashionable

"dawg, he's got limousine"
Limousine by Aiden Samuels May 5, 2006

limousine liberal 

Another Stereotype created by the Far-Right to promote Prejudice against liberals.
Bob ignored the people who called him a limousine liberal. He knew that they were just being prejudiced
limousine liberal by ????^_^??? September 8, 2007

limousine liberal 

a politically liberal person, especially one who believes in helping the poor, who lives a middle or upper class lifestyle
Conservatives should not just dismiss a person like Ted Turner as limousine liberal.