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beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.
Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.
by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010
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Living Off The Boob

I. Behaving like an infant.

II. Immature,Childish.

III. Still living in your mother's house.
That Keith guy, he needs to quit living off the boob,and grow up.
by Corpse-Darkfall February 22, 2009
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Living your own life

Living in a way where you do not allow others opinions to influence your life decisions.
living your own life, what people who don't care what others think do.
by potatoe12 January 23, 2011
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none living

This is a seriocomical warning about the consequences of offensive behavior.
Has anyone ever gotten into the Sarge's face and told him off?

None living.
by I, Wreckerrr May 6, 2021
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LIVIN

LIVIN is a way of life or a state of mind, its a refusal to fail and live like the ordinary, destroying standards people have set for you whether its work, school, sports, love/sex life or just life in general, its making the most out of every opportunity that comes your way without a care for what obstacles may be in the way
My house just burnt down, my dog died in it, but i saw the sun this morning, so im still LIVIN.

Just bagged the chick in here everyone wanted, Im LIVIN.

That kids LIVIN never seen someone work so hard.
by PC97-???? September 28, 2011
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Living the Dream

Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives.
James: How's it going Jeff?

Jeff: Oh you know, living the dream man
by KyleCologne December 11, 2018
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UD living

To incorporate Urban Dictionary rules into daily life, much like the ten commandments.
Example of UD living-
One night at the Cleaver house-
Beav- hey, Dad, can you give me a hand here?
Ward -Sure, Beaver, what are you up to, you little rapscallion?
Beav- I'm adding new definitions for Urban Dictionary, have you heard of it?
Ward- Beaver, you know I only look at porn sites and on-line gambling. Why do you think your mother and I named you Beaver?
Beav- yeah, Dad... WTF was with that anyway? Never mind.
Here's an entry I'd like to make:
Beaversnap-shoot rubberbands at a vagina and then take a dump.
Ward- is that a made up sexual act?
Beaver- I'm sure somebody made it up, I didn't read it in the bible.
Ward- sounds good, okay time to submit? All done here?
Beaver- Here's another one: George Bush- nonsense syllable.
Ward- you've got me by the short hairs there. I know we're supposed to reject nonsensical entries, and I'm pretty sure George Bush has been published before, but it is a celebrity. WTH, submit, little buddy.
Beaver-How bout this one- Beaver.com it's my own website, maybe I can pick up few subscribers for my MILF site of Mom doing Wally's friends.
Ward- We could use the extra income, but I'm afraid I can't go along with that one. We're not supposed to publish ads.
Beaver- right, we play by the rules. How bout this:
Johnny Bravo and the Shrimp Shack shooters, with Greg Brady and the Wonders?
Ward: No local bands, and friends names.
Beaver: You suck!
June: (calling from the kitchen) Ward, are you being rough on the beaver again?
Ward: Shut up, you whore! YOU'RE A GODDAMN WHORE!!! Ok Beaver, where were we?
Beaver: I was up to the word "nigger" I define it as lazy shiftless presidential candidate.
Ward: Get rid of the lazy and shiftless and you've got a definition. Remember, racist slur, but no racism.
Beaver: Gotcha! Hey I've got an idea, how about "Whore?" That could mean "homemaker in the neighborhood who takes money from neighbors kids in order to have sex."
Ward: Pretty good! I think you have to take the word homemaker out of there to get rid of the sexism. (calls into the kitchen) YOU DIRTY WHORE!
June: MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY COCK!
Ward: SHUT UP, YOU WHORE!
Beaver: Dad?
Ward: Yes, son?
Beaver: Can I publish this? Jesus- a person I hate.
Ward: Can't see why not. It's your opinion. But remember, even if the dictionary allows for spelling mistakes, the Cleavers do not. IS MY DINNER READY YET, WHORE?
June: (calling back) IT'S AT THE GAYBAR WHERE YOU LEFT YOUR MANHOOD.
Ward: YOU FRIKKEN WHORE!!
by castrato February 20, 2008
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