library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

libreoffice

a type of office software which is a better and FOSS (free and open source) version of microsoft paid dogcrap and shitty propietary google spyware. also an improved fork of openoffice. crashes everytime you move your cursor.

person 1: ms office is so fucking expensive are there any good alternatives

libreoffice: yes

by worshipper of Tux September 18, 2021

Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

Cuba Libre

Actually, a bacardi & coke with a shard of lime. Takes the boring old standard of rum and coke to a different level. (Whether that level is higher or lower ... you be the judge.)

Mon Cher, please bring me a Cuba Libre whilst I sit here on my lazy ass.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005

Libby

Libby is a pretty girl who is very hyper and intelligent she is nice to everyone and will help out if anyone needs it she is a independent and strong girl who is a very good leader and she makes sure nothing will put her down.

“Omg look at Libby”
“She’s so pretty”

by Jess964 November 26, 2018