A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.
"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."
by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010
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a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
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When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.
by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010
Get the Library Fever mug.A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.
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by Teajae April 28, 2006
Get the food library mug.A beautiful girl with an amazing heart. Doesn't open up to people soon but as soon as she has trust in you she will pour her heart out. A Liana will always give the very last of what she has just to make others happy. She is very trustworthy and an honest friend. If you ever have a bestfriend with the name of Liana you will never be left alone.
Anna: Liana never opens up to me I think she's a bitch.
Jon: no, she is not a bitch I've known her for many years, she just has been through so much in her life that it is so painful for her to open up so quickly.
Jon: no, she is not a bitch I've known her for many years, she just has been through so much in her life that it is so painful for her to open up so quickly.
by Majan December 28, 2011
Get the Liana mug.Being libraflux means you are libragender but it fluctuates between having a strong link to femininity/masculinity/neither
I'm libragender but sometimes I feel like I am more masculine or feminine and other times I feel neither so this means I am libraflux
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