lettuce

A abbreviation for something being dumb or stupid whether it’s a phrase or statement .

“i don’t know what that means “ “Tiffany don’t be so lettuce “

by Sylviaiscool July 19, 2019

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 01, 2003

Lettuce

The green stuff you throw at a Jessica.

Person 1: Hey look, it's a Jessica.

Person 2: Give me the lettuce.

by LettuceGal June 18, 2014

Lettuce

A vegetable grown in the the soil. An all season vegetable that is grown. Can at times have ADD, but nonetheless they are the best vegetables out there.

Most often go by the name Ahmad or Kawoos!!

can be found at your neighbourhood fresh slice pizza, and or metrotown Espirit locations

Lettuce came running in to the crowd of people and told a good joke.

by urbanTurban321 November 05, 2010

lettuce

A blow-job, as in "head" of lettuce.

Julius: Look at the dick-sucker on that little baby!

Cadillac: Yeah, I bet she gives great lettuce.

by CadillacZach June 02, 2005

Lettuce

Nickname for money, cash.

Muthuh fuckuh boosted my lettuce at the party.

by Paul August 24, 2004

lettuce

another term for weed. origin linden new jersey

i want to get some lettuce because i want to get high .

by lindenheadd August 25, 2005