could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

by skunky December 26, 2004

Lesslessly

"Lesslessly" is a playful and inventive word that removes the first instance of "less" from a word, rendering the second "less" meaningless. It can be used to describe a gradual reduction or elimination of a quality or characteristic, often implying improvement or refinement.

English-Latin terminology: reductinaminihilipilification

"She was carelessly dancing, but with a little practice, she became lesslessly graceful".

by yeswhatnoveryvery September 14, 2023

Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

by k512.com September 10, 2003

less qq more pew pew

A term directed at whiners to stop crying and start doing something.

Derived from wow mage forums, which are notorious for housing cry babies.

Per usual, the mage boards were flowing with tears when an intelligent, witty, philisophical player directed at the whiners (see Faxmonkey, beta comments) --> less qq more pew pew.

by ReeveSkywall February 7, 2007

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008