lesbotage

"A nefarious plot in which two lesbians get their kicks by flirting with a clueless guy all night, and then go home without him." -- from Playboy

QUESTION: "Did you get her digits?"
ANSWER: "No, I was lesbotaged."

by backonamission October 27, 2003

lobotomy

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003

Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Lobotomy Popsicle

Lobotomy Popsicle (n.):

A euphemism for the male sexual member during the act of fellatio. This act is often accompanied by an impossibility to think, concentrate, reason, keep your toes from curling up, or (if it's a really good one and you are laying down on the bed), keep the sheets out of your ass crack.

Oh baby, I've had a lot on my mind lately. Why don't you spend some time sucking on the ol' lobotomy popsicle?

by J. Lo. September 5, 2007

lesboth

n. A lesbian who prefers both women and men, but does not admitt she's a bisexual.
n. A woman who is lesbian on another day, then turns straight the next, and turns lesbian again an so on...

Jackie is a lesboth she have a girlfriend and a boyfriend.

by gaytothemax! April 7, 2004

Lesbotp

The act of shipping females to other females

Person:Bruh, what's your Lesbotp?
You: Madoka and Homura from PMMM

by Blanc February 19, 2015

lesbotic

Of a manner/nature pertaining to lesbianism.

"Her lesbotic tendencies are a matter of public record."

by DeepFred August 30, 2019