braeden lemasters

an absolute daddy. a GOD. he sings and plays guitar in wallows and he has the hottest hands ever. he wrote let the sun in, thats what i call poetry.

braeden lemasters please choke me

by braesgf April 18, 2021

babies eating lemons

The cutest thing ever

I like babies eating lemons

by Mozambique 🇲🇿 January 18, 2020

Jar Of Lemons

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.

Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.

by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021

lemons

Very intimate and descriptive x-rated stories about fictional couples written by crazed, perverted fangirls.

Perverted fangirl: I just read the best lemons story about Edward and Bella!

Normal person: Um... that's weird.

Perverted fangirl: *giggles* I've read it five times.

by Jackieeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2009

Skunt LeMana

An immigrant from Guyana that eats children who stay out past their curfew in Queens.

Don't stay out too late on Liberty or Skunt Lemana will harvest your organs.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

lemons only

a policy used at several gatherings which are held exclusively for citrus fruits of the yellow persuasion

"Hey bro awesome party! Can I come in?"

"Do you look like a sour yellow thing? No! Lemons only sir."

by Lucky And Cody January 21, 2008