witness the litness 

You're about to experience something amazing! Something spectacular! Something so lit that your mind will be blown and shattered! Witness the Litness is basically when a dude thinks everything is "lit" or cool/badass and wants to show the whole world what he has. It can be a trick, a flip, something like video, something inside his pants or her pants lol Witness the Litness is an experience. Embrace it. Accept it. Cuz remember, everybody is a candle, but not everybody is lit.

"Okay Eber, you're about to witness the litness as i try to do some stupid shit. Lets hope i don't die and that it stays lit."

witness the litness by FerCatchTheseHands February 11, 2017

Litness 

The measure of how lit someone or something is

The litness of the party was so high

Litness by Vsm20129 June 13, 2016

Litness Professional 

When one dresses in a business professional attire but nonetheless looks lit as fuck.

Person A: damn bruhhh, I like your suit it’s so lit. You look nice in business professional.
Person B: It’s called Litness Professional. I ain’t playin’.

Litness Professional by Lev98 January 2, 2018

Legities 

A combination of the two words Legit and Titties, meaning someone has an extremely nice rack or set of boobs.

Pronounced: "legit.ies", basically add "ies" to legit and you got it.

"That girl is haggard but her "legities" bring it all together."

"If she dont got "legities" don't bother."

or

"I'm goin out to score some "legities"

Legities by Justin Leo Garret Jonah Brett Derek March 23, 2008

Legities 

A combination of the two words "Legit" and "Titties". Meaning a girl has infact Legit titties, or if your out of the loop it means a girl has a really nice rack.

Pronounced: "Legit.ies"

"That chick has some fucking legities!"

"Dude shes a butterface but her legities bring it all together"

"Im goin' out to score me some legities"

Legities by robojmo March 23, 2008

Litness 

Lit + Fitness

Wanna go to the gym and do some litness?

Litness by dfksldfdsf August 12, 2018

litness 

The amount of lit a person contains.

That person is full of litness.

litness by Bbean May 24, 2016