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Laxitive

a person who irritates the crap out of you
Bob is such an laxitive
by Mystic_Snowfang October 7, 2010
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Laxatives

Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.
Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.
by Mandy Maxiine August 19, 2008
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Elephant laxatives

The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.
“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.
by CowtonLee June 3, 2022
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Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.
Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!
by Billboard Baggins February 20, 2015
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taking laxatives

"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
by Laxative trafficker April 4, 2011
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Laxitive

1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
Wow, he is such a laxitive!
by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009
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Laxatives

Makes you poo a lot and uncontrollably.
I had laxatives and I was on the toilet for HOURS!!!
by MalloryTodd April 3, 2022
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