lassie and knives

an expression used to describe something terrible that has happened.

this is commonly used to describe basically anything which is bad as opposed to good! eg: small child falls of his or her bike! 'that was lassie and knives'. Term is used most commonly in the early hours of the morning after a large consumption of alcohol! Females with the initials J A W are most likely to use this term!

by J.W October 20, 2007

Pulling a Jenn-Lawrie

To crash a vespa or other motor powered vehicle with two wheels.

Sam was Pulling a Jenn-Lawrie in Spain and now the French are pissed.

by TWells August 25, 2011

Lawrie

A boy who I crushhhh onnnn :((((

I hope lawrie asks me out he’s hella cute

by Ihaveacrushlolitspainfull April 30, 2019

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lawliet

A SUPER SEXY TOY
ONE OF THE BEST AT THAT.

Let's use lawliet.

by lawlietthetoy November 12, 2011

Brett Lawrie

HUGE baseball prospect in the jays system. You may find him tearing up AAA or raking at the major league level. Perhaps will one day be an All-Star, Silver Slugger, Gold Glover, MVP, Hall of Famer, GREATEST PLAYER EVER, or at least the best canadian athlete ever.

"Did you see Brett Lawrie's Grand Slam today?" "YEAH! Isn't he the youngest Jay EVER to hit a Grand Slam?" "You betcha!"

by An enlightened one August 16, 2011