Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.

Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!

by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 29, 2011

Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.

by FARTHAMMER July 28, 2023

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation, the language tends to shift to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

The 2 Latvian Rule

Moment when there's 2 or more Latvians in a English spoken conversation and the language shifts to Latvian.

"Hey, I was talking to that Latvian girl, then another one joined and they just started talking in Latvian."
"The 2 Latvian Rule is real bro."

by PrprKrprTis November 12, 2025