Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

lastmeasure

A virus program created by the GNAA which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Often used against noobs on forums. Examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, <any word>.on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THOSE LINKS!

noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
Regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a "help" topic)
noob: WTF U GAVE ME A VIRUS U FGT

by fffffffffff February 12, 2007

Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

lassie

Scottish for girl or lass. Usually used affectionaely.

"Have you ever seen a lassie, a lassie, a lassie, have you ever seen a lassie go this way and that?"

by ScottX November 26, 2006

Lassieesque

A heroic task completed by a canine. (i.e. alerting homo sapiens of an impending danger)

"Buster sure pulled a Lassieesque move by saving her master from the burning building by leading bystanders to the fire."

by mstudious April 29, 2010

lastyesterday

when your so pissed of you can't even English.

remember lastyesterday when you called me a bitch.

by mynameischeff March 27, 2017

Lostie

1. A person who is overly obsessed and easily excited with the hit TV show, LOST.

2. A degree of fandom only attained by knowing way too much info about the show LOST.

"When I mentioned the Dharma Initiative, she was a total Lostie and knew everything about it!"

by SNLfanforever February 11, 2010