dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

Lassi

Lassis are amazing guys who have the looks, smarts, and are commonly extremely hot. Lassis have great listening skills and they know how to start and hold a conversation. You can talk about anything with them for hours. Lassis are witty and fun to be around, their dirty mind is unparalleled to no one. They're balanced, positive and cheerful. It's nearly impossible to fit so much awesomeness into one person. Lassis are someone who are nearly impossible to resist. If you're ever so lucky to have Lassi as friend or a lover, do not let him go because he's a keeper.

- See that hot guy over there?
- Yes, that's Lassi. He's a genuinely good guy!

by sannianna November 8, 2020

Lasse

Lasse is the hottest motherfucker you’ll ever meet. Just from looking at him will make you instantly start grinding on his face. Some say that Lasse has a higher IQ than Einstein, and he also has a large surprise under his pants ;). He is also rolling in e-girls...

Aaron: OMG have you seen Lasse he is so hot.
Lorenzo: Dudeeee I think I’m gay for Lasse.
Everybody else: I just creamed my jeans from looking at Lasse.

by Large Cock Man May 23, 2020

Lassic

Next level Classic situation. It's past retro but not quite classic: the best place to be.

#Baby you're so Lassic#

by ElPolloDeDiablo January 3, 2015

Mango Lassitude

The drowsy state that one achieves after eating a large meal at an Indian restaurant.

Thank you for dinner Anoop. Such mango lassitude I have, I could schluff off right here.

by Ville De Chaya May 27, 2009

bhang lassi

A traditonal Indian beverage often drunk during the holiday of Holi. Usually made out of sweetened yogurt with a large quantity of extremely pure hash oil, it is extremely potent and without a doubt one of the greatest things for a tourist to try in India.

I woke up in the middle of the fucking desert after a bhang lassi in Jaisalmer.

by bhanggod January 12, 2009

Lasse

Lasse is the definition of a really nice guy who is so awesome that if you`d count to his awesomeness, you would never get finished. Lasse is also a word for an extremely smart guy. (His IQ is over 9000)

Wow that guy is so Lasse. I wish that i could be just as Lasse as him.

by Flyin_Pig_of_Joy November 11, 2014