Lasering

A very hand-off approach to owning a business. You never lift, touch, look at or even be in the same room with any equipment involved with the business, but you are the owner. When you're not even 100% sure how to do simple tasks regarding operations of the business....but hey.... you own it.

Customer: Hi, I would like to rent a bounce house from you company.
Laserer: Bounce house?? OOHHH, right, yeah we have those.
Customer: Ok, how long would it take to set the bouncy house up?
Laserer: Ummmm, I'm not sure. I never set one up myself but I will ask one of my empployees.
Customer: Why are you Lasering your company?

by Ken Styles August 11, 2013

lasers

a combination of laters and a loser

'i dont understand what you are saying'
'lasers'

by queen jobo May 2, 2005

-laser-

The uber state of ownage you don't get higher than this.

DAMN!That guys so -laser-!

by Domzors July 19, 2009

lasers

The feeling of an impending bowel movement.

Sorry officer, I was speeding because I've got lasers.

by TTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYY June 12, 2006

deadly laser

What the sun is, before there was a blanket.

"No. The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore there's a blanket!"

by peepums1 July 3, 2017

Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

by tonbird February 2, 2010

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019