lapse of judgment

When one has made an error that they would not have ordinarily made, they have had a lapse in judgment.

"I got very intoxicated and ate an entire cake. I had a momentary lapse of judgment."

by Peaches86 October 4, 2018

leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

lagosnia

Helen Keller wasn’t only deaf,dumb and blind,she had the infamous disease us men use as a excuse not to talk to a Stage 5 Clinger.Symptoms include temporary Blindness,Swelling of the throat so the victim can’t breathe,numbness in the hand so the victim can’t type,and Swollen tongue so the Victim can’t Talk on the phone

Tracy-Hey can I talk to D?
Bill-No one told you?D is suffering from lagosnia

by GodSaveMyMemes August 2, 2019

Lapis Lazuli

Sexiest Gem in Steven Universe

She was trapped in a mirror
And it couldn't be clearer »
She wanted to leave this place
And get herself back in space »
And Dad, you might think she's a criminal »
But her friendship comes through subliminal »
Lapis Lazuli, you fled into the bottom of the sea »
Lapis Lazuli, you were so mad, but then you came around to me »

by 74M3NUMB3RS October 16, 2019

The Lapse

An American indie band formed in late 1997. The band was comprised of Chris Leo (formerly of Native Nod) and Toko Yasuda (formerly of The Van Pelt and Blonde Redhead. Chris played guitar while Toko played bass. Both sang. Much of the vocals were delivered as spoken-word. The band released two records through Southern Records; Betrayal! and Heaven' Ain't Happenin'. The band broke up in 2001, and its extensive influence in the United States indie scene is often overlooked. Yasuda currently plays in the band Enon, while Leo leads The Vague Angels.

The Lapse was one of the greatest American indie bands of all-time.

by Ted Leo April 23, 2008

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011