laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

laborterian

One whose political ideology combines libertarian principles with labor economics and populism.

Devin’s belief in unbridled gun rights and expanded labor organizing rights, while a dichotomy in many circles, is a great example of laborterianism.

by Lockca July 7, 2019

lacorte

man who has uncontrolable tempor...will freak out at little things such as poking

damn why does he always lacorte when i tap his shoulder?

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

Black Widow of La Porte

A song made by John 5 that appears in Gutar Hero Warriors of Rock. This song puts Drangforce to shame. A side note to Dragon force is every song is the freakin' same. It is the hardest damn song since Through the Fire and Flames . It literally is impossible on expert uless you have no fail on or extra apendages or the ability to slow time or move at hyper speed or have Sonic the Hedgehog by your side pressing the buttons. It has an achievment called 'mutilator of hands'. This song may cause spasms, arthritus, insanity, death of arm and nerves. Even on beginner the song is hard and it gets harder still. I shockingly manged to five star the song but don't go 4 the sixth star cause... IT IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! Not even Chuck Norris couldn't do this song. He tried and failed then roundhouse kicked the TV, guitar, system, and John 5.

Jay:Why is James missing arm/
Jen:He played Black Widow of La Porte all night and killed his nerves and blood vesles in his arm and had to get it cut off.
Jay:I'm never playing that song again.
Jen:Now you're smart?

by BWofLP March 2, 2011

lacorte

A hot ass guy i want to date/bang

Wow i really want to lacorte you!

by its a secret!! April 1, 2003

lacorte

a human being with no testicles..only a scrotum...also the poor motherfucker isnt circumsized

Yo im gonna fuck up that lacorte!

by Kasparian is cool March 30, 2003

LaPortia

An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.

“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”

by Wildebeest69 August 11, 2025