Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.

Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!

by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

Lanzer

the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.

Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...

by Laurelie March 9, 2004

idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

langered

so drunk that you can't stand up.

She was langered last night
She was so drunk she couldn't stand up.

by pad July 20, 2004

Hang a lantern

To point out some inconsistency in order to allow for its acceptance and to move things along. This is a common plot device in the entertainment industry, in which the entertainers give some sort of wink or nod that allows the entertained to suspend disbelief of some unthinkable feat and carry on with minimal interruption.

Feeling whiney and knowing that he was partaking in the practice of Vaguebooking, Tom was sure to hang a lantern on it by adding a #Vaguebooking hash tag to his post.

by kraftydevil12 July 29, 2011