alright man...We gonna be at the John Coltraine show later tonight. You wanna get drinks afterwards? LANK
by Hiraminus Bogsh May 11, 2016

Similar to the term 'cranking', this verb represents the simultaneous combination the of laughing and masturbation. Not a common pairing, and those conducting the act would appear to be slightly insane.
Girl (to boyfriend): What the hell are you doing?
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
Boy: I'm lanking. It's so wrong it is right. Please don't leave me.
by glastofan November 11, 2011

by Lank A Dank April 4, 2015

by taylicious July 9, 2010

by Jess Is A S-a-L April 3, 2009

Type of walk an already lanky person does that accentuates his/her lankiness. It involves a slight leaning forward, on your toes type of approach. Typically, the lanky individual involuntarily does the lank-walk while in a hurried state of mind (or when he/she thinks nobody is watching), leading one to believe that this is how he/she would always walk if not for purposeful inhibition.
Paul: Why are you walking like that?
Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.
Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
Laschelle: (Perplexed) That's how I always walk.
Paul: You've perfected the lank walk.
by jols007 October 15, 2010
