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jack langford

This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
by Bigdickdaddy911 May 4, 2018
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Ashlee Langford

One of the seiest blokes in Alice Springs, he has a massive shlong and is the biggest rig alive at st philips.
i wish i was Ashlee Langford, last night he boned my mum.
by Djbbn May 2, 2019
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Langford

To Completely use up, fuck over , and rip off everyone close to you
I just got Langford by that douche
by DP31 January 2, 2012
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Langurring

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring
They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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Langhorne

This is the literal definition of sexy. Also has a massive penis.
Look at that Langhorne!
by Forty45454 May 18, 2013
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langurgistan

Langurgistan is a country in Scandinavia that takes each other penises and is lead by people named Mathias.
"Jeg kommer fra Langurgistan og Jeg er her for at tage din tissemand"
by I need gay June 7, 2020
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langmore

I had a langmore
by anonymous October 25, 2020
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