Landlord

A person that most probably has a drink problem who decides to run a pub because real work is too much hard work.

Huw the waster is a terrible landlord.

by iwtom April 5, 2019

Langhorne

This is the literal definition of sexy. Also has a massive penis.

Look at that Langhorne!

by Forty45454 May 18, 2013

Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 12, 2019

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Landlord gaming

A God

Landlord gaming is wonderful

by Landlord of May 19, 2022

Landfording

When a man thrusts his pelvis into an other man’s rear end

“Dude I was Landfording that guy so powerfully”

by Señor1984 August 2, 2022

Landfording

When a man thrusts his pelvis into another man’s rear end

“I was Landfording him so powerfully”

by Señor1984 August 2, 2022