Latex Landmine

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

by D-Ram April 14, 2010

Loneliness

Loneliness is not the same as being alone. Many people have times when they are alone through circumstances or choice. Being alone can be experienced as positive, pleasurable, and emotionally refreshing if it is under the individual's control. Solitude is the state of being alone and secluded from other people, and often implies having made a conscious choice to be alone. Loneliness is unwanted solitude. Loneliness does not require being alone and is experienced even in crowded places. It can be described as the absence of identification, understanding or compassion. Loneliness can be described as a feeling of isolation from other individuals, regardless of whether one is physically isolated from others or not.

I know what it feels like to feel lonely despite being with and around people. I used to respect solitude but now I experience loneliness, as a sense of emptiness prevails. To feel like you don't fit in is difficult for anyone but I have found the following quote more of a daily mantra which helps me recognize and embrace inner strength, regardless of the situation, be it related to loneliness or other negative/positive life events. I hope it can help others who experience a similar dance with loneliness:

"When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?"
Epictetus

The medication for the hurt associated with loneliness is the recognition that we have internal strengths which act as our friends and companions for life, along with the people closest and most loved by us. This is something we slowly learn to seek throughout the course of our lives.

by Wigibythan August 10, 2010

digital loneliness

When one waits anxiously for a text, email, im etc. and they never recieve one. They contantly check but don't get any.

Sydney was on the computer all night suffering from digital loneliness.

by Timmeh-San May 2, 2009

Trump Landslide

When you accidentally shit yourself and it slides down your leg. Most common when exerting oneself while performing a seemingly easy task. e.g. drinking a glass of water with one hand. Usually used as an exclamative.

"Trump landslide!"
"The bathroom's the third door on your left."

by Charlene"The Moose"Chartreuse September 26, 2020

Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

When you lie down to go to bed and get overcome with a feeling of loneliness. Usually pertaining to a person you liked at one point.

I was going through our old texts and got a serious case of Late Night Loneliness (LNL)

by Antney February 2, 2014

Numbing the Loneliness

To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.

"dude brb numbing the loneliness" - spagett

by one oh one September 18, 2011

go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013