laminated book of dreams

the Argos catalogue, according to Bill Bailey

Where did you get that new coffee table from?

Ohh just picked it from the laminated book of dreams.

by wasted_fairy August 14, 2012

Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.

When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.

by Ni¢k January 15, 2009

Lamonia

1. An illness that does not keep you from going out

2. The illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting

1. TJ was not his lively self tonight. He must have been suffering from lamonia

2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia

by laurick October 5, 2011

laminites

The people who live and play in picture frames at the store, before you take them out and out your personal photos in.

Check out how happy these Laminites look in this 3 x 5. I bet they actually hate their lives.

by BamaBound December 20, 2017

Laminar flow

When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.

Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

lavinia dickinson

the funniest girl and lights up the room when she walks in. is slightly crazy but brings joy to the people around her

lavinia dickinson is the funniest character and very underrated.

by Esree December 31, 2021

Laminax

Laminax is the laboratory that Kaiju Paradise is set in.

Laminax Laboratory: Making the future better!

by Muwqasdictionary August 21, 2022