lakers

Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

by Huge Larry May 18, 2004

lakered

To make someone lose or the description of someone losing.

Damn did you see the Mavericks they just got lakered by the Golden State Warriors!

by Kumarit May 16, 2007

Lakers

NBA Basketball team that think they're all that because of LA-THe Land of the Rich. Got swept by the Detroit Pistons during 2004 FInals. Team is run by egos and pride. Best players are a raper and an overgrown version of Shrek. Lost horribly because of Detroit's HOT defense, and teamwork. Lakers are individuals and ball hoggers.

Laker fans were confused to what happened to the Lakers when they LOST .. well guess what. Lakers aren't that great now are they?

Goes to show that fame and glamourous life isn't all that great.

What happened to the Lakers? They Suck! I'll tell you what happened to the Lakers! The Detroit Pistons happened to the Lakers!

Guess what Lakers? Our Full house (Tay, Ben, Rasheed, Rip, Billups) is better than your pair! (Shaq and Kobe)

by Rachel June 19, 2004

lakers

The team that gets swept by the Detroit Pistons in game 4 of the 2004 NBA Finals. GO PISTONS! 2004 NBA CHAMPS!

Shaq, Kobe, Karl Malone, Gary Payton, and the rest of the dirty bastards on the Lakers got 0WN3D by the Pistons in the 2004 NBA Finals!

by Joe Rehnquist June 1, 2004

lakers

A team that just keeps winning. Thier team consists of two men: A mutant named "project shaq" and a rapist called kobe. then there are a bunch of extras to take up space.

they fucking suck. good thing kobe is going to jail. the lakers aint gonna be shit after that.

by ballskac June 11, 2004

Laker

Someone who spreads loads of beef and shit

“Hey I really like that girl, should I ask her out”
“No she’s a huge laker”

by Victorish Seal Mousse March 9, 2018

lakers

A basketball team with god (Shaq) and the king of the kees (kobe)

The Lakers defeated the 76ers

by Supez May 22, 2004