Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

Lagerlie

The art of creating a whole new alias and story to go with it when your out on the lash. Having every detail perfected and being able to convince people it's true.

I told this bird a belter of a lagerlie the other nite! My name was Brad and I was a pro surfer dude!

by big_al71 November 3, 2010

lagend

Lagends are usually very tall and deep voiced. They usually have darker colored skin and loves comics. They especially live super heroes and Marvel's Avengers. Lagends will curse in front of a unknown crowd, and is not afraid to yell at any times. Lagends will usually fall for the cutest person it the class, and get rejected without the person thinking about it. Lagends will not take other people's shit and doesn't bother with stuff that won't affect them after the day ends. They may not be the nicest, but if you don't get on his nerves and be nice, you will see his good side. And lagends love getting attention. Just maybe not detentions

Dude, that kid won't stop yelling in the cafeteria! He so loud!

Oh yeah... That's lagend... He talks like that.... It's basically one notch above whisper for him.

Oh.... Great... That still doesn't change the fact that he is annoying still...

by Name_Goddess May 26, 2018

Lager Arse

The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.

John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007

lager fart

A fart that is alot smelier and possibly even painful due to the excessive consumption of lager/beer.

group of lads chilling post a night out, one farts
paul: urgh that's rotten, who farted
steve: sorry dude, lager fart
paul: fair enough

by chronic procrastinator May 4, 2011

lagessie

pronounced la-gas-a. Derived from the French term "legess", meaning "to break wind". A lagessie is a very gasesous individual with a chronic flatulation disorder. They are proud of their affliction and tend to share it with anyone possible. Upon a close contact, some are lead to believe the person has gingivitis. This is a misconception, clouded only by the foul order emulating from the lagessie. A lagessie is a very intolerable person.

"Don't listen to him, he is spouting more of his lagessie"

by spuzedfukmenon November 22, 2007