lackohol

Having a lack of alcohol, whether it be at a friend's house or in your own home.

I finished a bottle of wine and was going to drink some more, but there was a lackohol, so i just went to bed.

by jrog November 19, 2009

lloyd Lickfold

lanky genius of greeboness often wears scarf that is never washed, likes porn

Lloyd Lickfold, hes a real guy

by greeeeeeeeeeeebo November 15, 2004

Lackosacenuf Syndrome

A syndrome in which a person (mainly male) doesn’t have enough balls/cohonas. They have no backbone and are what some may call “spineless”

I think Brett may have a bad case of lackosacenuf Syndrome. He is a grown adult and can't face his own boss.

by RRCAnonymous2011 April 22, 2011

Lankford

A girl who likes to start drama and brag about how many guys she sends nudes to and has sex with. Not attractive at all. Thinks she is "thicc" but is really just fat.

"That Lankford girl is super gross"

by Anon.hoe June 11, 2018

Lackomotivated

1: A lack of motivation caused by laziness, drunkenness, or getting high.
2: Having no desire to get off your ass and do something.

Matt is to lackomotivated to get anything less than a D in any subject.
I’d go to the store but I’m lackomotivated.

by Steven Pruitt January 3, 2008

lackohumoratosis

lackohumoratosis is the state of being without humor, too friggin' serious...I created this word on Twitter to mock the marketers...my post is in the example below.

WARNING: a dreaded n' infectious disease is spreading around...be very careful...lackohumoratosis can be fatal :D

by TheTAZZone June 27, 2009

lackoffunditis

A common medical condition of having no money. Commonly effects college students

I would like to go to the concert but I am suffering from a server case of lackoffunditis

by Yeshallnotpass May 28, 2018