lackohol

Having a lack of alcohol, whether it be at a friend's house or in your own home.

I finished a bottle of wine and was going to drink some more, but there was a lackohol, so i just went to bed.

by jrog November 19, 2009

LackAholic

Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.

Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?

Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.

by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

lackhole

It's the hole where, because of a lack of interest/knowledge/sense of humor/etc from the editors, the words you try to add to urbandictionary disappear in.

OMG my definition for Urban Dictionary went into the lackhole! My life is over! I'm gonna kill myself!

by W3ird_N3rd April 21, 2011

Lactoholic

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk and yoghurt, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.

Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herslef a large cold glass of Hollandia refreshing full cream milk. She was such a Lactoholic but the craving was too strong."

by Efferverscent December 4, 2023

Lactoholic

A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.

"Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herself another glass of milk this morning. She's such a Lactoholic!"

"Kasa has been excited since she discovered the Hollandia Lactose Free Milk. Finally the lactoholic can satisfy her milk cravings without worry"

by Efferverscent December 5, 2023