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A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk and yoghurt, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.
Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herslef a large cold glass of Hollandiarefreshing full cream milk. She was such a Lactoholic but the craving was too strong."
A person who is hopelessly addicted to milk, despite the fact that their body revolts against it with every sip. They are willing to endure excruciating digestive distress for the sheer joy of indulging in their creamy obsession.
"Despite clutching her belly and groaning in pain all night, Holly still poured herself another glass of milk this morning. She's such a Lactoholic!"
"Kasa has been excited since she discovered the Hollandia Lactose Free Milk. Finally the lactoholic can satisfy her milk cravings without worry"