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Ketamine

Ketamine is a gateway drug
And if overused you will end up like Harry bywater
Off your box all the time
Unable to speak
Chat more roast than radford bank
And your penis will grow to the same size as a can of Stella
“ yo sayinnnn boss you got any ket HB”

“Nah shag sniffed it all shag”

Ketamine is a nasty drug and shouldn’t be used in a human body
by Big r1 dawg December 19, 2019
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Ketamine Fairy

An underage girl that is intoxicated on drugs because of her inability to buy alcohol.
"That girl over there is 14 and gurning, what a ketamine fairy"
by Michael Douglas October 24, 2017
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Ketamine Kelly

The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 27, 2019
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Ketamine

Ketamine is a drug used as an anaesthetic in veterinary practices. It can also be used to treat severe depression or injected/snorted as a "date-rape" drug.
Ketamine
A hydrochloride tranquilizer used in veterinary practice for the sedation of animals and reptiles
by NerdyLlama December 31, 2020
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ketamine addiction I have

A catch fraise that LEGO today has to show how much he loves ketamine.
by David Negru April 7, 2021
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ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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Ketamine Gorilla Man

Nickname for the wildest guy at a party who gets really fucked up; can also be used randomly without context to signify being/getting wildk
Kyle: Ketamine Gorilla Man!!!! (jumps into pool)
Pete: Damn that dude's wild'n
by Bobert B. Bobathon January 31, 2022
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